Favorite Tom-isms

Here are my favorite Tom-isms so far:

On being sick... "I'm just not doing very well" (per nat & jim, has he taken a turn for the worse?)

On my job as a wife..."You're just not taking very good care of me"

On why he didn't go to Sacrament Meeting... "I forgot"

On Blogging... "You have a Blog? Only freaks have Blogs!" (takes one to know one)