Pet Peave of the Day

Random thought. Am I the only person in the world who cannot stand mouth noises, i.e. crunching, slurping, smacking etc? Everytime a commercial comes on which involves subjecting me to some disgusting mouth noise I will fly across the room like a ninja to mute the TV. Do ad agencies actually think I will rush to buy a particular cereal because the crunching and slurping was so appetizing? I think not. As I sit here blogging, my dear husband is eating an icecream bar like its Grape Nuts on a stick. How can you possibly crunch a plain icecream bar like that? I just can't see how, everything is soft! He is also slurping it so obnoxiously it sounds like a cow pulling his foot out of the mud. Big pet peave of my life, mouth noises.