Your old, Pastard!

I found this blog dedicated to Cake Wrecks and they are so funny and unreal. I'm going to post them when I find ones I especially love. Plus I want to be sure MY cakes aren't posted!!

Above is the "inspiration" (ugly and creepy though it may be - except to a hunter I guess). Below is what they got (with the added loving birthday words)



"Happy Birthday your old Pastard" . Obviously it should have read "Happy Birthday You Old Bastard". In addition to Pastard, I love the statement YOUR (you're) OLD. Poor old pastard.

Public Dressing/Restroom

I thought of something funny the other day and wanted to post it. While we were in Hawaii, as I mentioned, I bought a new swimming suit. When I was in the dressing room they had a funny sign. I can't remember it verbatim but it went something like, "This is not a public restroom! Do not urinate or deficate in this room!" I wanted to ask about it...but I didn't really want to know. That grossed me out. Who would do that? Can you imagine going in the dressing room and finding a big steaming pile of human doo doo? Raised by wolves - some people.