I have devastating news...

I've been avoiding telling everyone my terrible news. I have developed a terrible incurrable disease. Please sit down while I tell you. I have Restless Leg Syndrome. Now, now, don't cry, for I will be brave. I will hold my head up high and no one will know of my suffering. I intend to start a foundation to increase the awareness of this horrible disease. It is my hope that we can prevent this affliction before too many others needlessly suffer. Please feel free to contribute to the foundation.

I apologize to those of you who really have this affliction, it's just too funny to not to make fun of it. Especially when I see those "serious" commercials.