I've been avoiding telling everyone my terrible news. I have developed a terrible incurrable disease. Please sit down while I tell you. I have Restless Leg Syndrome. Now, now, don't cry, for I will be brave. I will hold my head up high and no one will know of my suffering. I intend to start a foundation to increase the awareness of this horrible disease. It is my hope that we can prevent this affliction before too many others needlessly suffer. Please feel free to contribute to the foundation.
I apologize to those of you who really have this affliction, it's just too funny to not to make fun of it. Especially when I see those "serious" commercials.
Happy St. Patrick's Day 2026
7 months ago
5 comments:
Is that genetic? Cause I'm pretty sure Gary has it too. I think worse than you, even.
I think that the whole Moore clan has it! I've heard that it is more "prone" to happen in social gatherings.
does that also include not being able to sit still for long periods of time? not hyperactive, just constant adjusting...'cause if it does i fer sure got that too...
I'm sorry for making fun of this but I just laugh when I see those commercials on TV about Restless Leg Syndrome. They make it sound so tragic to be diagnosed with it. I mean, what the crap is it anyway? Not being able to sit still, don't we all have that? Seriously. Anything to make a buck.
The Hilton's definetely have this disease too. I will contribute only if there is a cure! Gary destroyed a luv sak at my parents house... like an hour after, if you sat on it the fumes would over take you. That was a good one.
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