First, long story summed up - Tom, mowed lawn, chest pain, hospital, tests, 24 hours and $1,000's of $ later, perfectly fine, nothing wrong, takes blood pressure meds precautionary, waste of money. Must have been gas, expensive gas. The end. But little boys have ears.
Cayden, "Dad, you can't take Viagra" Tom, "Oh. Why?" Cayden, "Because you had the chest pain, and the blood pressure so you can't take it." Me, "Cayden what is Viagra for?" Cayden, "It's for loving people. You take it when you want to love someone" (holy crap). A bit later, Cayden, "Mom, too bad Dad has the blood pressure and the chest pain" Me, "why?" Him, "Because then he could take Viagra and love YOU Mom". Oh, well thank goodness for little favors then. JK.
6 comments:
That's actually really cute...in a weird sick way. Awesome story though.
Oh man, that is hilarious!
That is super funny! What an intuitive boy. I'm sorry Tom can't love you good.
Happy Birthday, by the way!
I am still laughing from when you told us in person! Thanks for posting that!
It would be so odd to think love came in a pill. Why can't Israel and Palestine get along didn't anyone give them Viagra?
So funny. What is with you Moore girls with these hilarious children? You really should write a book with all the things your children say.
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